I’ll distract them- you’ve got to get out of here!

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Can you please draw a perp for me? The sketch artist is out sick and the captain wants this right away.

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thedeathofablog:

un-be-fucking-lievable:

prongsmydeer:

pottergenes:

james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag

Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”

Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”

Remus turning into a fucking werewolf


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breadmaakesyoufat:

this scene is the reason i breathe

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wandatinasky:

don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums.  anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.


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imagineyouricon:

Imagine your icon grabbing you by the ankles and spinning around as quickly as possible, then letting go sending you flying into the sunset.


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essouffle:

feels like summer already!

essouffle:

feels like summer already!

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iheartchaos:

Morning political cartoons: “Greed”
Sadly, this isn’t even exaggeration.

iheartchaos:

Morning political cartoons: “Greed”

Sadly, this isn’t even exaggeration.

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Age of Ultron shooting
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usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

usasheeran:

sheeriosnotcheerios:

Yet another great twitter convo

It gets better

image

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# 'all of it'  


punkrockluna:

kristoffbjorgman:

suki17:

Yes!! Finally, someone said it! God bless whoever made this!



white dudes can literally try to kill you, gleefully, and they “still love you” and “have no choice”

punkrockluna:

kristoffbjorgman:

suki17:

Yes!! Finally, someone said it! God bless whoever made this!

image

white dudes can literally try to kill you, gleefully, and they “still love you” and “have no choice”

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shavingryansprivates:

jontronshat:

shavingryansprivates:

KFC employees truly do not care about anything. ask for a 10 piece and they give you 15

I’m a fellow whovian and i can confirm this

what


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