I’ll distract them- you’ve got to get out of here!
Can you please draw a perp for me? The sketch artist is out sick and the captain wants this right away.
james turning down every hogsmeade invitation by telling them he’s going stag
Sirius spreading a rumour that he has a cat just so when people ask him about it he can go, “Nah, I’m a dog person.”
Peter being loud so when a teacher chews him out, he can promise to be “quiet as a mouse”
Remus turning into a fucking werewolf
this scene is the reason i breathe
don’t trust anybody who compliments your smile. they just get off on seeing the little bits of skeleton poking out through your gums. anybody who tells you you’ve got a nice smile is a certified skeleton fucker.
Imagine your icon grabbing you by the ankles and spinning around as quickly as possible, then letting go sending you flying into the sunset.
feels like summer already!
Morning political cartoons: “Greed”
Sadly, this isn’t even exaggeration.
Yes!! Finally, someone said it! God bless whoever made this!
white dudes can literally try to kill you, gleefully, and they “still love you” and “have no choice”